I’ve just been reading the story at http://www.worldnetdaily.com/?pageId=74461

“Scientists preparing to fire up the world’s largest atom smasher are being flooded with phone calls and emails – even death threats – from people worried that the Large Hadron Collider, when activated, will obliterate planet Earth.”

Is that the flat Earth?

“There are a number who say, ‘You are evil and dangerous and you are going to destroy the world.”"

- And if that’s true then they’ll never have anything else to worry about anyway.

I wonder; were they the same people who instantly believed Tony Blair when he said

“Saddam Hussein has hundreds of missiles pointed at the Western nations and can release them all within 15 minutes. You need to put your life at risk and kill Iraqis to stop him before it’s too late.”

At the same time George Bush said

“The LORD spaketh unto me; and He sayeth: “George – Thou shalt rise up and smite those from the heathen nations who seek to destroy thee; and ye shall take them prisoner and cease their oil; for there may be profit in it for thee.” – So according to our intelligence…According to US intelligence; I don’t have any, we have a strategic advantage and we’re gonna bomb the bastards! God bless America!” (Aside: “Colin who wrote this speech?…Seinfeld huh? Is he new?”)

Are these by any chance the same people who say that Pagans are evil because some ignorant preacher told them that Pagans worship their Devil character? Quite possibly.

“Some scientists have reported receiving death threats.”

Er – Excuse me! You reckon the scientists are going to kill us all and you send them death threats!? Come on now – Like reality check time. Duh!

“CERN, an acronym for the European Organization for Nuclear Research, is no stranger to doomsday predictions about its research.”

“Author Dan Brown, famous for writing “The Da Vinci Code,” wrote another novel called “Angels & Demons,” about antimatter stolen from CERN to build a bomb. The book’s popularity prompted CERN to create a webpage devoted to debunking the rumours stirred by the novel.”

If some fruitcake wrote a book the world’s population dieing from gluttony; would that stop mass obesity? No.

Official CERN logo

Internet conspirators have also pointed out the organization’s logo, constructed from the drawn paths of three supercolliders, resembles the organization’s name surrounded by the numerals 666, a number Bible prophecy assigns to the end-times Antichrist.

‘Strange that; I see at least four 6’s there: Maybe it’s the Devil’s phone number! Quick; ban telephones!

  <<The Saviour?

Others have whispered that a statue of “the Indian god of destruction” Lord Shiva, given to CERN by Indian dignitaries four years ago and displayed outside the building, is proof that the organization is destined to destroy the world.

ROFLMFAO!

Pleeease! Somebody round up these halfwits; because I want to do a scientific experiment to see how many large high-energy hadrons I can shove where the sun don’t shine before they expire!

The end of the world is nigh! – GFIA!