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Jobs Does Like Hitler

 

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Die iPhone ist der produkkt!

 

I’m going to quote directly from Michael Arrington’s blog here. Think of Hitler’s speeches to the German people on his Nazi rallies. Fill your mind with images of the Third Reich parading before him with swastika flags on poles; goose-stepping as they raise their arm in a salute to the Fuhrer. Hold that image and read this:

“I’ve been to enough Steve Jobs keynotes now to know that the man is able to take a crowd and bend it to his will. Every time, I’ve been a willing subject – sometimes (but not every time) to find myself in a hangover-like state a day later when I try to remember exactly why I thought that whatever he was pitching would change my life forever.”

“Steve Jobs is masterful and charismatic when he’s on stage and all eyes are on him. And when, like yesterday, the crowd is carefully packed with a throng of Apple developers cheering him on, the press in attendance can easily get caught up in the hype. He’s not nearly so charismatic in person, and I believe that’s why Apple will probably not, as Dave Winer suggests, ever move to a televised delivery of their big news while Jobs is in charge. The videos just don’t communicate the man’s magnetic charm in quite the same way.”

“So while I agree with Charles Cooper that Apple may sometimes get more press, and more compliant press, than they “should,” I think he and others miss the (much) larger point: Apple, and Steve Jobs, stoke our imagination in a way that no other technology company has ever done. Apple is about elegance, design, and potential, and we love them for it.”

 

The image that you’re holding in your mind and the image of Steve Jobs (Jobsweh) align perfectly don’t they? Just like Hitler; Jobsweh is mesmerising the faithful while pulling one of the biggest cons of the century!

Further down the same page, Arrington continues:

“Ultimately I concede that Android may have a much larger market share than the iPhone. But I’ll argue that the iPhone users will be much happier, even as Apple makes obscene profits off of that smaller user base. ”

Jawohl Mine Fuhrer Jobsweh: Mine allegiance is to you unt only you. Seig heil!

“I love the iPhone for the same reason I love technology in general, and loved Disneyland as a child – it drives my imagination and makes me wonder what kind of magic to expect next. Also, it just works.”

“The new iPhone, like the old one, delivers all of that in abundance. And I can’t wait to see what comes next.”

Apple Uber Allez!

It just goes to show that Hitler was a very powerful salesman; a fact that Jobsweh has noticed too by the looks of things!

I wonder if he’ll ever write his memoirs so that they can be published? “Mein iPhone”?

 

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