Y’know the best thing about being me is that I’m me. It’s just so “me”: I simply rock and there’s no getting away from it!

…And everyone else could say the same. – About themselves that is.

You see this isn’t an exercise in self-praise by yours truly here. – This is a post to tell YOU how wonderful you are.

“Has this girl lost the plot? Is she that desperate for a new partner or something?”

No to both questions. This isn’t a mass “make-a-pass” post, nor is it something born from loneliness and isolation. – Well I like to think not anyway. This is the facts as I see them that I’m sharing with you, and the facts as I see them are an eye-opener in a positive direction.

“You’re trying to sell me something?”

Actually, strangely, not: I’m going to tell you something that you’ll quite probably enjoy hearing. If you want to buy anything from me on this site then I’ll be grateful for your custom, but selling things to you isn’t the reason why I wrote this post.

This world today is full of negative crap, and with so much of it around 24/7 is it any wonder that people become depressed, isolated, and develop a dismal outlook on life: Pick up a newspaper – negative shit to darken your day. Look at the news on TV – Same old crap; different format: Scare stories, death, poverty, hopelessness… It sells stories and makes the media organisations big bucks. Overall result = happy media, depressed everyone else.

But all that crap is there to bring you down, so ignore it. Kick it to the kerb or better still don’t look at it in the first place. What possible good can it do anybody to fill their mind with negative shit? None whatsoever, so put all that pusillanimous detritus far from your mind and get a load of the uplifting and edifying words of the Shazzalive…

And the Shazzalive is telling you that you’re unique. Yes I mean you, reader – no don’t look over your shoulder. I’m talking about YOU. Yes YOU.

Lets take a closer look at the facts: -

Scientists say that this universe has been in existence around 13 billion years. In 13 billion years has there ever been an exact replica of you? No. Probably someone lived at some time who would pass as a fairly good likeness of you. Maybe they’re alive today? – But there has never been and quite probably never will be somebody EXACTLY like YOU. – Even if you believe in reincarnation as I do, I may have lived before; but I wasn’t exactly like I am in this life then, and probably never will be again.

So YOU as an individual are unique. There has never been anyone exactly like you in 13 billion years since the beginning of time itself, and there probably never will be anyone exactly like you before the end of time, if it comes.

Now doesn’t that say a lot to you? It certainly means a lot to me: I’m a special individual, and so are you. – As a unique entity, a “one-off”, “one-of-a-kind”, there are certain privileges that you should enjoy. – For a start you should be aware of and respect the fact that you are unique: Have a positive self-image, treat yourself from time to time, and exercise the right to be who you really are.

…But don’t lose sight of the fact that with position comes responsibility: ‘See there are billions of other unique individuals out there too; and unless you and all those other unique individuals can work together for the good of the swarm, as it were, then chaos gains a hold. You owe it to yourself to be somebody and to contribute toward the overall effort, to be a part of the whole and to integrate and coexist peacefully. You owe it to yourself to rid your head of all that worthless, anxiety-inducing, negative shit that the media ram down your throat on a daily basis.

That’s probably enough for the average person to take in for the time being. Did I shock you? Did what I said just wake you up? Good, because it’s about time that people woke up and smelled the coffee as it were.

…And I didn’t lie: I didn’t try to sell you anything, nor did I try to chat you up. –But now that the article’s over I am going to place a few items before you in the hope that you’ll consider making a purchase. – So without further ado; cue the adverts: -